hey, how are you. i haven't heard from you in awhile and i'm not sure you knew who i was when you came to visit. anyways i hope you're well and i'll catch you later.
I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night.
I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
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hey, how are you. i haven't heard from you in awhile and i'm not sure you knew who i was when you came to visit. anyways i hope you're well and i'll catch you later.
Oh man, I miss that boy, too. But you know that already.
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