Todays Elder's Quorum lesson
"Nurturing Marriage"
One more reason why I should go to a singles ward. I really need to move out.
About Me
- AttemptingthePath
- I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
3 comments:
Hmmmm....a confession....
I actually kind of hate those lessons, too, and I'm married. Darrin is bishop of a singles ward--maybe I should got to church with him?
Or maybe I just need to get out of the Young Women's organization and be a grown-up for once...
Nah...
To answer your question about the RS Pres calling--I don't think I'm going to accept it. I still can't eat, and my running is a little excessive--that's kind of an extreme reaction when contemplating a call.
So since I'm not serving where I've been asked, of course I'll be going to hell. Don't look for me when you get to the C-Kingdom--I'll be in Las Vegas...
Funny :)!!! This conversation is taking place on two different blogs...partly because my net-security software won't let me access my blog right now, because of the title I put on my last post--and it's messed up so I'm going to have to reboot to turn off the security thing so I can access my blog again. I'm reading your comments on my Yahoo mail.
So I'll make room for all your clothes, but I think we better have an indoor pool and gym--too hot outside...
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