everything is going well, I'm making choices--things are moving at a great pace. Then at Deseret Book the store manager asks me if I want to be a supervisor for the store.
WTF?
About Me
- AttemptingthePath
- I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
2 comments:
... I so picture you as Steve Carell from The Office...
Or...
The boss from Office Space.... "So... yeah... we're gonna need you to come in this Saturday... Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too..."
Wow!! How cool for you!! This will make imprinting random dirty words in the books SO much easier--you won't have to sneak around or anything when you do it because you'll be the SUPER....
See, you just never know when God will facilitate your great ideas.
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