We lost the first contestant in our Gay Mormon Survivor game.
She ended up deleting her blog.
Oh Shnap.
Who will be next to get kicked out of the island?
About Me
- AttemptingthePath
- I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
2 comments:
Man! Where will the conflict come from?! She was our Omarosa! I can feel the drama bleeding away. There go the ratings.
Please ask the official finder of those deserving to be kicked out to locate the next non-survivor.
By virtue of the unsought title vested in me by The Great -L-, I hereby dub him the Official Loser-Finder of the Queerosphere.
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