--I have rather slender wrists. No big surprise, I'm sure.
--I don't shop at Abercrombie. I'm more of an American Eagle type of person...although their pants don't fit me correctly,
--I have a weak spot for Caramel Ice Storm coffee drinks at the Nordstroms cafe. I crave one everytime I walked into the University Mall.
--Angst is one of my favorite words...although the misspelled form of masturbation (ie masterbation) is my least favorite word.
--I was called on the fact that I have body image issues, and it bugged me because it is true.
--I need a haircut
--I do laundry more than anyone else I know. I don't know how it's physically possible for me to wear so many clothes.
--My favorite Jamba Juice is an Orange Dream Machine. Usually after drinking one of those I want burger king.
--My first name brand pair of shoes I ever owned was a pair of Diesels, I still don't know why it took me 18.5 years for me to accept that I was gay.
--My favorite picture book is the Ghastly Crumb Tinies. It's an alphabet book, I love it! It was my brother's and one of his fag friends took it when he died. Here's an example i found online.
--I wish I had the bargain shopping abilities of my mom.
--I love candy.
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At least I left you the hardcover Little Prince and Velveteen Rabbit I bought him two months earlier for Christmas. Oh, and that space heater and the sweet Fossil watch with the kinetic face. Unless your other big bro snagged those and retreated to his basement. ;) You were still pretty little, little man.
Ev bought your brother Gashlycrumb Tinies, so your mom had me return it to him with his nipple in the jar of formaldehyde. She said he'd be "needing it in the resurrection," which reminded me of what your bro used to say about all your dad's trophy stuffed animal heads coming to life during the second coming and flopping around the floor yelling "Where's my bodddyyy" in big moosey voices.
At least now I know what i'm buying you for your birthday this year. Cheers! (BTW, my roomies got your one fag friend as a server last week in Provo. Stories ensued. Peace.)
I love that you can spell masturbation correctly but you misspelled alphabet ("alphebet").
I liked it better before you alphabetized the family. I used to be at the top (a fitting place for someone of my title and status), and now I'm just the forgotten middle child...
Demoted by the Most Attractive...this recovery may require extensive counseling, fasting, and prayer.
P.S. Thanks for adding me to "family friendly" I feel so special!
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