Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Please Kill Me.

Girl, Please!

I’m sick of you sitting in my psychology talking about crap you have no (delete) idea about. You’re a compulsive liar and you just enjoy hearing yourself talk. The only reason you took this class is so you could attempt to get the therapy you obviously need\, but I hate to break it to you, this is Psych 101. NOT your personal therapy session!

You like to make statements and people LOVE to shut you down. You then change your theory.

You also came to class today wearing a wedding ring, and talking about your husband who has “memory issues.” Yet, when you told us your life story the last THREE weeks you NEVER have mentioned him before.

So I’m sure I’m going to add you to the list of people that I despise.

5 comments:

agirlwho said...

How strange. I remember a similar girl in my humanities class. There was no stopping her! Good luck... my advice is to draw funny pictures about her and share them with a nearby classmate. Yeah!

Elbow said...

Give it to her good, atp!

And remind me to never get on your bad list.

Distinguishing Preoccupation said...

I have an Uncle who is crazy and he seems to think that he is the well spring of all wisdom. The truth is, he is crazy and upsets everyone and hurts everyone around him and then he wonders why no one returns his phone calls.

-Cas

Kengo Biddles said...

GET THAT WOMAN PSYCHOACTIVE DRUGS! WOOHOO!

Le Mec said...

Yeah there's a married couple in my psych of gender class that sits right in front of me every day and they can't keep their hands off of each other. It's obnoxious. I think there's someone like that in every class. And many of them in psych classes. It's the nature of the beast, I suppose.