I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night.
I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
8 comments:
Thanks friend.
Amen. (To Both)
Dude! Watch out behind you!
jk
We've all got your back.
HA!! El V, that reminds me that I often tell AtP to watch out or somethings going to sneak up and bite him in the ... okay, nevermind.
It's true, AtP--what El V said about your back. :)
Simple, but beautiful, post, AtP. Very very well said.
Remember the day we took that picture and everything seemed so clear?
awesome picture.......
Great post! How true! Too much can and will go wrong if you look back. Don't make the mistakes I did.
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