Way to be. When opposition does comes (you're right it will), I hope you get to feel the awesome confidence that comes from staring it in the face then decidely giving it a swift kick to the groin.
I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night.
I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
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Hey, it was good to meet you Sunday evening. We enjoyed having you over. You're welcome anytime.
Way to be. When opposition does comes (you're right it will), I hope you get to feel the awesome confidence that comes from staring it in the face then decidely giving it a swift kick to the groin.
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