QOTD compliments of El Veneno
"Atleast you make internet friends with girls...see, youre practically straight!"
the promotion was finallized today, they're announcing to my store on the 26th...so I think I'm just going to quit my morning job whenever I get sick of it
The Hill Cumorah Pageant Application period starts on the 15th of August. I was in the cast last summer and it was an amazing experience. I'm going to apply again for this summer
PS I'm teaching the Elder's Quorum lesson on Sunday (Ch 15 in the WW book) Any ideas?
About Me
- AttemptingthePath
- I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
4 comments:
I was in the Hill Cumorah Pageant twice. An amazing experience.
Did you quit the morning job?
My advice on your EQ lesson-- make them feel very guilty, I hear that guilt is a great motivator. They'll love you for it later.
Oh, and thanks for the QOTD. I'm honored.
Man... I will so have your babies... especially if you get a queer haircut... that would be hot... ;-)
Hey! I taught that lesson too! Represent.
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