Wednesday, November 01, 2006

SSG: The Meltdown

Well kids, the Stupid Straight Guy struck again last night, with avengence. The dialogue is as follows

SSG: Sorry I had to have you come in and help, I feel so gay.
Me: Gay as in you like guys, or gay is in you feel stupid?
SSG: Gay as in a I feel dumb, you don't say gay here in utah?
Me: Some people do, but I don't--my oldest brother was gay, now he's dead--and I loved him very much
SSG: *laughs awkwardly*

4 comments:

Kengo Biddles said...

I hope he felt really, really dumb and doesn't say that anymore.

Stephalumpagus said...

And then last night he had to call you like 80 times while we were watching Monster House. Ha! If I get hired I will try not to be so annoying. Oh and thank you for having a good laugh--there are some scary people at my apartment right now who are laughing in such a manner that I would like to silence them forever. ):/

Anonymous said...

But..I was going to do that! *angry face*

Just kidding. Good job. Now we just need to get him to actually use that brain that he has. I know it's in there. Oh, please let it be in there...

Samantha said...

I think you might be my hero just because you did that.