Eye in the Sky has been out here parytin' it up for his spring break. Last Thursday he came over to my apartment after leaving the temple, and asked if he could borrow some normal clothes. So I handed him my fat jeans, which aren't really big--they just don't fit me as well as they used to, and a button up shirt. He comes out of the bathroom and the first thing he says to El-Veneno and I is, "These clothes make me feel *so* gay."
They weren't even my gay clothes!
In other news, Happy Easter!
About Me
- AttemptingthePath
- I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
13 comments:
I want to see your gay clothes.
I second that.
Yeah, me too. BTW, What are gay clothes? Do I need to go out shopping?
gay clothes (plural noun): clothes that are attracted to other clothes, sometimes referred to as "static cling (slang)"
And now you know.
Wow! Learn something new everyday. But, this brings up more questions: Are gay clothes made that way? Or do they, somehow, turn gay later? Did they choose to be gay? Did they turn gay because they hung around the closet with other gay clothes?
I loved wearing your gay clothes!
twas fun and liberating
I think my clothes are gay too. Maybe we can set our clothes up sometime.
Gay clothes become that way because of too much time spent looking at sleazy underwear. Also--from masturb...I mean from spending time in the dryer.
Gay clothes are obviously those clothes that are same-piece-attracted. Naturally, a shirt should go with pants, etc. But gay clothes are when a shirt actually feels like it should be with or wants to be with another shirt, or pants with pants, etc.
I tend to wear Garanimals, where all the pants and shirts go together, like a Roman thing. Is that gay?
I don't think gay clothes come in my size. :*(
That's the beauty of being gay - you can go take a sewing class and learn to make your own gay clothes, and they will look fabulous!
Us gay guys are so confident in our manliness that we can do girlie things without shame.
btw (just to beat this dead horse a while longer)
Do they make gay shoes to go with the gay clothes?
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