I don't want to move.
There, I said it. Right now the only thing P-town has going for is a better job[s] and better looking mountains.
Therefore I'm reluctantly packing.
About Me
- AttemptingthePath
- I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
4 comments:
Hey man, P-Town might seem bad but anything could happen this summer. Life has a way of doing a complete 180. Instead of dreading it, plan for the best.
I thought you were really excited to move to Provo... What happened?
Friends? Don't you have some long time friends there?
Then move to Oregon... we have beaches and hippies... granted the latter may not be a good thing... but still... we could totally get an apartment together and have a 'gay' old time... and I promise... I wouldn't think twice about your expensive cologne and yummy room fresheners :-D
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