it was seven months that I received my last drunk dial.
Tonight that ticker goes back to 0.
This call included sentences like this...
"I'm sooooo drunk right now"
"Here, talk to AttemptingthePath. He's hot"
"Hey AttemptingthePath...How big is your penis?"
I answered, "I'd rather not talk about that..."
"You dont want to talk about that? You're boring...You aren't hot"
The phone was then handed back to person who originally called me, "I'm so sorry AttemptingthePath...I didn't tell her you were a good person...Oh no, you're offended!!!! I'm SO sorry!!! Call me tomorrow so I know you're not offended"
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I realize that, not being heterosexual, I am a little bit unusual when it comes to my perception of guys, in general...
However, I find it difficult to get excited about genitalia, as a rule, and I don't understand why women would ask about it unless they plan to become acquainted with it--and that's all I have to say.
Friends don't let friends dial drunk.
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