In an attempt to appear straight, I let my roommate dress walk out the door dressed like a jackass. In my defense he did walk in to our room when I had just applied my Clean and Clear Pore Cleansing Mask.
He has a second date with a Romanian girl that he is completely falling for. It's quite endearing. In desperation he asked me what he should wear, I suggested a button-up shirt over his tshirt. He picked out this boring boxy cut shirt that doesn't compliment his physique at all, with some baggy, cheap jeans.
Asking if his ensemble was appropriate, I said, "looks cool," and went to get in the shower.
I feel like I could've used my gay powers for so much more, I'm a jerk.
In other news I have a sort of date with Cute EFY '04 girl--not to be confused with The First Kiss. I'm going to head out in about thirty minutes, and we have no plans whatsoever, it's going to be a glorious flop. I'll blog about it later.
PS I still feel like falling apart inside, but I look amazing. Win some lose some
About Me
- AttemptingthePath
- I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
2 comments:
ATP, you must ONLY use your powers for GOOD and NOT for EVIL!
I wish I could look good. I'm just falling apart all around. Oh well.
I'm apparently gay like Mormon Enigma and Scot. Can't dress for my life.
Way to be positive about your gay powers! We had to tap into Le Mec's gay powers tonight to figure out where some of the songs that they played at dancesport were from. With his extensive knowledge of musicals, it wasn't hard. Gotta love him. I challenge every person with SSA to recognize the gifts that they have and somehow share them with straight people. It would make our world so much brighter. ;)
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